In sociology we were talking about how social roles influence who we think should have certain jobs and the teacher just googled “doctor” and he scrolled far enough down to find doctor who porn? Like I’m pretty sure I just saw Jack and Ten banging at 9 in the morning in a college class.
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever